My dog likes to spread his shit seed.

So...i go walk my dog when i get home. and, inevitably, he will shit right off the bat. i have learned me a few things with the raising of this animal. 1. expect the unexpected. i.e. this dog will eat/destroy/love/hump whenever/whatever he wants. 2. he will most likely shit twice when i get home from work..this practice took a minute to develop..but now it seems his bowls are in hyper-active mode when he sees me (i don't question it..really..do i want to know??)..so i live in this little condo-type establishment where i have to dispose of said poo (and not leave it to fertilize and continue on with the circle of life as god intended) and for the last few weeks i noticed a trend...i would tie up the recepticle of poo and halfway on the walk to the dumpster, Bubs would pull to the grass, do his little throw-one-leg-up-lookin-like-i'm-gonna-pee-but-instead-a-terd-pops-outta-my-ass thing...and there you go..here i am, holding a wild stallion on a thread of a leash, and a poo-bag trying desperately to untie it and pick up the poo, all the while trying simultaneously to not let the crazy pup get loose, not let the poo i already collected escape, and not get icky doggy poo on my fingers...
so, now...i only tie the bag up once, allowing me to obtain easy access to my poo-carrier.
why i felt the need to share?
who gives a fuck?
it's my blog and i'll pick up poo and blog about it if i want to.
k...wanna see why i keep him around??? huh?? huh??? i know you do.

yeah..

i know...

me too.