secret santa can suck a fart outta my ass
so...somehow the bitches and ho's at my work fucked up secret santa. how you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret: not every tom dick and hairyasshole want to BE in secret santa...do you think these idiots THOUGHT of that fact? nooooo..instead..they just threw everyone's name into the box and sooner or later (well..LAAAATER actually) figured out by default that when they got to mr. commie-bastard-i-don't-buy-gifts-for-NO-ONE-at-work-but-i'll-sure-as-hell-gorge-my-belly-on-the-free-festivity-food-fughole that said "i don't wanna pick a name" that they had a hell of a mess on their hands. and do you think for one second that i didn't know this was coming? well..far be it from me to hold people up from buying a stupid $20 gift 3 FUCKING WEEKS IN ADVANCE by actually DOING MY JOB!! and i realize, secret santa is NOT the end-all-be-all..but, when i went to rectify the situation today, GUESS...just GUESS who got the "what the fuck? we already picked names? how can you people screw this up" for an hour. yeah. go ahead. wish you were me.
well, *I* wish you were me, anyhow. cuz that's just lame.
and now, a picture of my ADORABLE pup in his fetching hoodie. cuz i just learned me how to do this shizot.
well, *I* wish you were me, anyhow. cuz that's just lame.
and now, a picture of my ADORABLE pup in his fetching hoodie. cuz i just learned me how to do this shizot.
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Say wha? I think I missed something there. Did you mean to say that you bought a gift and now you don't have someone to give it to?
I always wanted to know why people do this to their poor animals. They suffer enough from having to sniff our crotches, don't they? The real question is: Did you get him before or after MIB came out?
ok. first of all. the post was about having to clean up a mess of a stupid workplace holiday practice.
second. i don't think i've ever even seen "MIB" entirely, i'd never subject myself to anything classified and "action comedy"..
i think pugs are cute, intelligent dogs that were bred for companionship. and 2 outta 3 ain't bad for Bubba.
Stupid office whores - you can't MAKE people do secret santa! WTF? Some people are poor! Like this year, when my stupid commie-drunk-asshole-lame-ass-excuse for a husband ran out on me, I didn't do it cause I love to do it right and I knew that a macaroni encrusted cardboard picture frame was NOT going to cut it - oh shit, I just gave away what you're getting!
And Grant, give me a break. Dogs LOVE to dree up - just ask my faggy dogs (yeah especially ask the one who's favorite toy is a pink plush squeaky Barbie camera).
And both of you - Men in Black was awesome. And,I KILL on the gun-toting-alien-shooting ride at Universal!
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