5 weird ass things
yeah...i guess #1 should be i'm a retard, cuz i went to copy and paste the rules, and ....not so much...anyway...took a minute, but i guess i'll do it:
1. I sing stuff. i'll make any stupid phrase into an opera song. i don't care. emmy does it too, i think i've heard my sis break in to song a couple times. guess it's not so weird in theory, but you prolly haven't heard me do it. nuff sed. (actually, since the only bored ass mutha fuckas readin this are people i know, you prolly have! ha! joke's on me!)
2. i HAVE have HAAA VE to have anything that i staple (or paperwork that i deal with that is stapled) in the top left hand corner, at as perfect a 45 degree angle that i can get without a protractor. don't know why, it just bugs the shit outta me.
3. i LOVE perforation. if it's perforated, i must rip it.
4. i pick scabs. i pick teeny pimples, i pick pin pricks, i pick road rash. it must be a gratification thing with getting the funky dried-blood-dead-skin-cells-wrath-of-demons off of my skin surface.
5. sponges. i am like...weird when it comes to the kitchen. regular sponge is for wiping counters. therefore, no soap-because if you put soap in one of those regular sponges it never ever ever comes out so you have weird dried-soap-foam stuff on your counters. soap goes in the sponge with the one side that's green and scrubby, and that's what you clean the pots and pans with. and by the way, while we're on the topic of dishes, use the scrubby sponge to (thoroughly) clean the dishes before you insert them in the dishwasher. this eliminates baked-on icky grimy food stuff that is still on the plate after the dry cycle. dude, guess i could have done the entire 5 things on my kitchen habits alone, but it was the last one, and fuckssake, i'm a little tipsy.
1. I sing stuff. i'll make any stupid phrase into an opera song. i don't care. emmy does it too, i think i've heard my sis break in to song a couple times. guess it's not so weird in theory, but you prolly haven't heard me do it. nuff sed. (actually, since the only bored ass mutha fuckas readin this are people i know, you prolly have! ha! joke's on me!)
2. i HAVE have HAAA VE to have anything that i staple (or paperwork that i deal with that is stapled) in the top left hand corner, at as perfect a 45 degree angle that i can get without a protractor. don't know why, it just bugs the shit outta me.
3. i LOVE perforation. if it's perforated, i must rip it.
4. i pick scabs. i pick teeny pimples, i pick pin pricks, i pick road rash. it must be a gratification thing with getting the funky dried-blood-dead-skin-cells-wrath-of-demons off of my skin surface.
5. sponges. i am like...weird when it comes to the kitchen. regular sponge is for wiping counters. therefore, no soap-because if you put soap in one of those regular sponges it never ever ever comes out so you have weird dried-soap-foam stuff on your counters. soap goes in the sponge with the one side that's green and scrubby, and that's what you clean the pots and pans with. and by the way, while we're on the topic of dishes, use the scrubby sponge to (thoroughly) clean the dishes before you insert them in the dishwasher. this eliminates baked-on icky grimy food stuff that is still on the plate after the dry cycle. dude, guess i could have done the entire 5 things on my kitchen habits alone, but it was the last one, and fuckssake, i'm a little tipsy.
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2 Comments:
hmm...funny that I have most of those habits too - but found otheres i thought were more odd. the English teachers of Naples High School made us love the 45 degree angle thing. who you tagging?
Also - to paste into blogger, copy it, click to get a cursor where you want the text to go, go up to the top bar and click edit then paste.
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